理由1(程序員版,因為這個程序員總有新的創意,所以需要ip):
! ?$ G8 b' N- h( ?/ qI am a php programmer, I like to share my program, only one ip is not enough for me, because I have many plans,
& k7 B+ A+ X9 Y1 u* T/ |% a/ vfor example, today I want to make a website about love, tomorrow I want to make a Web site about music, you know,
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理由2:(律師版,因為網站版權,所以需要多個ip)
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I run a company representative, because of copyright issues, decided that we need more than one IP for real estate sales, because we must provide not only real estate company websites.3 h3 I3 N1 n* H2 ] f8 h
Otherwise it is illegal to talk about, so you must give me ip
* O+ L- A' U! h* o理由3:(電影道具版)(慎用)3 j3 U* G, ^- P) ~
I am making a film, I will create a number of sites in the film, I need the extra ip, I will use them as movie props.: e% @1 [+ n) h# R# g) b* d
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理由4:(農民企業家版)2 i* ?! \/ {% g B
I have a business, we sell bananas, apples, and pears we also sell cats and dogs, we need a lot of ip, for Apple to build a station, build a station for the pear/ I0 D) a& J, J9 P
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% ]. U% g( B% k6 sI'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.
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8 V( h$ E2 L; W/ N0 U理由6:(記者版)* A; q$ P; @# R: F
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I am a reporter, I do not need ip. I just want to know your work efficiency.
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9 X6 X( m! K6 l理由7:(神父版)(慎用)
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+ i5 r) ]" i5 X" _I believe God has given us ip! I am a priest! I work in a church! God gave me ip, ip you want to sell me, because ip is the Lord's, not yours!
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理由8:(偶像團體版)
% ?5 o; q- j; J$ HI am a star, I went to "Time" magazine cover, I have an idol group called "Spice" I want to create a blog for each member, to my ip!
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