毒蛇的疑問
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3 X! ?% f5 c+ I& Z/ a5 A Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"
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The other replied, "You』re darn right we』re poisonous! We』re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" * K+ ]! k/ f$ O* c. m
2 u# M a6 v* y0 N; F8 y5 t8 c To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
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; s+ K/ D1 x: ]* {- ~1 m" s+ X 兩條蛇在路上散步.
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( l. ~9 C7 F) Q+ w% ]! e 其中一條小蛇突然很緊張地問: 大蛇, 我們是不是有毒的啊?
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4 [9 U/ b; S- L3 a5 { 大蛇說: 傻瓜, 我們是響尾蛇嘛...當然有毒囉. 為什麼問這個呢?+ \0 R, w1 O) g- k9 d
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小蛇吞吞吐吐道: 我...我不小心咬到舌頭..." J/ N& o# @" z
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小男孩與驢子
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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. . b6 K( ^. G+ U& y0 d( s9 T
- E7 G( R) e# v; b' E) l& ]' ]. I; k A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What areyou holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them. 6 C2 @; P' C5 o1 g
' b+ u8 I: f3 R5 [. X% b1 q "So he won』t join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye. $ |3 M; V0 C" f6 T1 g
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兩個士兵想捉弄一下他, 就喊道: 小子, 幹嘛把你兄弟看的那麼緊啊?; C8 Y6 u5 ^, G' H6 ]9 r4 p/ }
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小男孩看都不看他們, 懶懶地說: 我怕他笨到來當兵... |
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