A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience./ u% a5 j0 G5 U, C4 X- }) }
# u) G: E1 P) P Z) B During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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1 P k" D1 y# Q! l! Q Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.* M v8 T/ _2 X- G- z9 ^
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She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.% p8 ~7 B6 `0 o1 r
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She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you." ' [+ ^9 T8 H) w: a
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一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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; S: K, p6 j5 |6 v, J 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
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, j8 w/ O ]0 h 於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
7 O3 r2 l. Z6 } 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.3 l9 B% G% _ o7 v7 E: O- D
3 _, M1 d: a5 M$ t [6 o) Y1 r1 c 最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...4 u1 b6 m0 j; X2 B' ]- m' t; R0 F L
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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# S# @7 M: A0 G2 J$ d 上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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