趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 ]* s2 h' n( C# H: I" }/ \0 C苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..

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+ N; p7 l' p2 y+ {教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

. M" u  F* O5 e1 A" Y/ ?( r/ {* j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

7 f* G/ D% u) G% K) Q4 t- l子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
; ~. @, w8 {8 d$ U/ Y$ u% S0 ^名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( {1 G5 ~' g# h" b% J養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. C! U* V4 I1 R0 l, |8 b父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 You may refuse to study this
7 Z8 g, p( B6 S, K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 you will lose your ability when aged

4 q* v. I+ y+ Q# v0 i( j5 V, l玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 g, j7 Y6 K4 s: o5 \, D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 If you don't learn sex,
不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness