理由1（程序員版，因為這個程序員總有新的創意，所以需要ip）：
! W) L- @5 r% _! C4 tI am a php programmer, I like to share my program, only one ip is not enough for me, because I have many plans,
2 l$ r* @( E% z- Afor example, today I want to make a website about love, tomorrow I want to make a Web site about music, you know,
* J/ P/ f% w) konly one ip is not enough.- H1 \. Y6 F! \
3 y9 q9 { L$ e, `& R. r* E理由2:（律師版，因為網站版權，所以需要多個ip）
7 Q$ a- H; h: T% H# X8 y/ rI am a lawyer.
$ l0 P- L& V h6 `9 Y3 |I run a company representative, because of copyright issues, decided that we need more than one IP for real estate sales, because we must provide not only real estate company websites.
0 s9 c( a9 M4 W% V) Y: |Otherwise it is illegal to talk about, so you must give me ip2 h9 L r6 |& [, i) {, g* @: ^
理由3：（電影道具版）（慎用）
* E$ M3 _) ]& TI am making a film, I will create a number of sites in the film, I need the extra ip, I will use them as movie props.
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! ~: ]9 z% g0 p理由4：（農民企業家版）7 b4 W. R! [, p: n% q
I have a business, we sell bananas, apples, and pears we also sell cats and dogs, we need a lot of ip, for Apple to build a station, build a station for the pear* R+ L! e) C+ k7 _
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理由5：（同性戀版）(慎用）
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+ @9 s$ F l$ i# q" K9 EI'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.
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5 `# Z8 `; q+ |9 d# p理由6：（記者版）
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I am a reporter, I do not need ip. I just want to know your work efficiency.3 Y$ x3 T' h9 Q4 g8 B6 C+ b
+ U' `- n1 o' K: z理由7：（神父版）（慎用）6 P# ^0 z6 z$ r0 e
* ]3 [6 j5 s5 U/ W- g$ v% qI believe God has given us ip! I am a priest! I work in a church! God gave me ip, ip you want to sell me, because ip is the Lord's, not yours!% [5 y! J4 d/ h# q/ {) t# F: y
' ~2 o/ V0 i* d9 a! W理由8：（偶像團體版）2 t @, |& P9 S( @) K3 c
I am a star, I went to "Time" magazine cover, I have an idol group called "Spice" I want to create a blog for each member, to my ip!
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