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The other replied, "You』re darn right we』re poisonous! We』re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" . m U, I5 Z. e* J
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) l. U. P$ q8 a* g$ ^ 兩條蛇在路上散步.
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其中一條小蛇突然很緊張地問: 大蛇, 我們是不是有毒的啊? ~9 m+ C; G4 Z0 N9 a( E B6 ] a
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大蛇說: 傻瓜, 我們是響尾蛇嘛...當然有毒囉. 為什麼問這個呢?
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小蛇吞吞吐吐道: 我...我不小心咬到舌頭...$ ]) J- |6 G3 ~& ^1 I; X
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小男孩與驢子7 W+ B" `0 |6 B5 T, Q. }5 q8 M1 \
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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. L! t1 t& I) v
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A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What areyou holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.
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"So he won』t join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye. % H$ J- g8 S0 ^0 d
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一個小男孩牽著頭驢子經過一個軍營.! ]0 T# `/ i3 J5 h) H( P
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兩個士兵想捉弄一下他, 就喊道: 小子, 幹嘛把你兄弟看的那麼緊啊?
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小男孩看都不看他們, 懶懶地說: 我怕他笨到來當兵... |
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