幽默﹕意外

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
　　　　
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　　　　God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
　　　　
- Z% a, ^8 ~+ G) p　　　　Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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8 T" B6 W' T" K: r& z3 D3 b4 p　　　　She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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　　　　She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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0 U; s* e" Z8 C1 ^% |, Q　　　　She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
　　　　
9 b! P4 a  F/ T: N' Y6 Y　　　　God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
　　
　　一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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+ X$ D6 j! A4 [1 F/ o+ x　　上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
　　
7 p5 ^! M1 ?4 }8 r# y; P　　於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
　　整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.
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' E- _/ a' f" m' }& \　　最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
　　
) |. h8 C( \0 s- c# K　　她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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  H! ^. M2 @( V4 ]& l$ N2 G　　上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..."                    (來源﹕englishcn)

上帝開起玩笑,那可不是鬧者玩的,哈

LMAO. LOL.. good one .