A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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7 u' z1 @2 A1 }# T God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live." g2 W1 b6 G7 D S) ?
# x: p. H% i8 F Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.) F9 {+ Z% G4 ~, a
$ I" z( J& C7 F& Z; K( { She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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8 d v. @: T5 ^ God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you." 6 {5 c; k( u+ m0 b- }0 i1 }0 f
6 U w2 ~: c& O* N, A% @ 一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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5 h: {; R, U: I) b9 M' E, z: ?* z7 \- U 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"; C C0 y2 s) z: L8 w4 {5 _
; j1 q" I, p+ {9 }. `2 N 於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
* u g) D3 L5 U& T5 D. F5 b 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.* E: D4 k2 f+ g5 ^8 z9 s% z4 N
$ C1 f4 j5 O# G2 w! v0 b, T- ` 最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...$ p* Z; D3 S) M k; s. a6 A
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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$ V0 G. S( B/ N2 ~2 j6 H 上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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