A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.$ F+ x. R2 _, K# k+ O6 t3 d3 X/ l
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During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.7 D3 O$ k4 O9 u7 e
* m, P$ I: X0 D5 S God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
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# _: U+ A2 L+ M5 |0 I Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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4 v! h% b7 S: X% h$ g: H She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.% C7 D# C' C5 M+ E
" d2 y6 d2 C* i2 E( G, K She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"* z4 g& o; I( k3 ^: H4 Y+ E
2 M! w8 K( k8 r God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
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- K( U4 h) k0 f2 E1 h 一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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G% R$ k8 w* D: U" ~ 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!". h: z1 f+ \0 ?
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於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
% q* e% o& r1 E4 J! n7 ^9 g7 _2 E 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.! o# Z( W, m5 p% n t
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最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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