A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.; ]4 D. k7 T2 D7 x3 u
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During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.& Q+ i/ R- M% z0 ]
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
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! o$ t& k2 B* o u* ? Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.- w- y$ G, D2 R; e
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it./ S! c' {6 J: }. }) O- J: t
( x x. Q2 X2 b/ V: c# z5 o5 B$ [ She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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. }: h+ \% C8 a; l God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you." " H3 b9 @2 F/ \' G3 V: i9 }
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一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要, g1 ^2 N+ @9 J& ?
死.
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( i! g* F) p" z7 F$ Z% ?" f" q* j 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"2 {7 ?1 { p! B$ V
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於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
# f F) |- w9 A% P: C 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.
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最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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* r4 l& u H" x5 x& b7 \, r 她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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8 l( Y, j( {3 A9 z) ?6 c1 H 上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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