A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.: `4 }, E. g5 d P
, w9 R9 r( E7 m, {$ ` During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live., P3 e, J. f# j
9 n$ J- r* ~+ u) V Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.1 ]- }' O! F( w, ~# O
' q. X1 \1 a/ {" U4 ^9 p She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.8 l& p" k+ [! h, B0 Y% o
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She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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J' T: s. w: |2 U3 X, g She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
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一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要8 i+ Z# n" }. E( ~6 [, y- l
死.
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+ y! o+ a2 l; L' W; D. F 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
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於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
# U5 V5 f/ s/ X; f 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.
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1 X" \ `/ T @. D. s$ T/ p 最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...* Q$ b" B2 d' y* ~, e- ?
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?": ?3 e6 ^* k- J2 I$ A
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上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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