A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.) @: |7 k$ x8 z+ w+ o
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During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.( ]/ \1 }, x6 J9 w8 m
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.% i5 {7 w% N, Q* ` N5 Q* l s) g
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Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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8 Y2 d3 X* A4 T, f/ @ She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.5 x$ P1 ?9 Y5 o% B: S
. n. a+ d9 d2 `/ e She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"% M* @1 I( K/ f% I
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
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一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要6 l0 U/ q, N, O9 {4 G; x
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. ~7 P% b% b9 M 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!" q, D5 l# @& f7 v7 e9 Z
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於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了+ w6 c- w4 H+ S
整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.- w! `( K7 f3 @; Y i0 n, k
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最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...! s9 e3 c7 T6 Z- \, W. I
. x4 ]* v9 L9 X1 }) ^8 b, e 她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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