A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.8 T+ R: e4 A. A
" l9 t0 [3 ^3 J2 {# }$ k3 N' {) j8 d During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.6 n2 ^0 W+ e6 o, E" k$ ^- ~
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.1 |3 C2 [" g2 ^' z
: U( a1 d# @. h7 r Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.4 W. L* f: ?& [! P2 _6 w2 ^* p' ?- ~
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She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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$ z, {' }6 j. G6 R: X3 h+ k- U She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you." 3 V9 S6 x/ A5 J: K' ^3 n/ `
. F8 X% t% L. ^8 @3 u2 N5 d- f 一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要. P1 l1 ^. t& ?) {6 r6 P( x! n
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5 ]7 f: @ R6 [2 C ^9 B! g3 c 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
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於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
R; n5 k: W2 m7 b$ F' f' K 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.6 E0 y! ?: D& h5 L3 T
& @ d4 x& G z o) v+ A; ~, m/ a; N 最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?") B% r5 t) D8 E& w0 N1 W/ R# V
& B, z6 c8 J- H* r6 @ 上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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