A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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% G9 i. q* O" Z6 f2 j5 g+ C) J$ A, W During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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% L9 q. v' }) J God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
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" n: X& D7 [& e7 O Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.9 j% G, `' M9 W& _# P
/ C0 L9 C' X) o7 \* d She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"# n; Z0 s) P/ ^- c; o
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
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一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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& {! r& g- d0 I+ F7 s. I 上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"2 Q- A- _% |( s$ v& T7 ^5 T
& r: E* H" W6 [, N" D$ ?. R 於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
# ^$ [7 C0 W. c% W; k) E" A 整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.7 E! P- r: J) [& M# u
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最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"8 g6 E! ] ^3 X% b/ q4 ^. W3 m
4 w2 I7 |; v6 U* S) B 上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..." (來源﹕englishcn) |
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