日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。
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with hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

$ S& e0 S& z6 G1 F, c6 pwith a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
1 J+ z: w. B8 r; o0 S3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。
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first scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
! l" o6 b, e/ o5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。

it was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
1 H2 _9 i  D1 R6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。
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3 R# {% P+ `$ q# u* Q4 k3 h( Jonce in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
2 g+ M2 t7 H  O0 Z8 Q7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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+ y. V. V% ]* m: Qthe hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
8 z4 C* ^/ a& m* X8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。
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& l! D* y+ Z7 F/ S0 Etears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

這幾句其實都感覺翻譯得好好.