日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。
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/ N; f; T$ E, cwith hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

with a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
2 L# Q  N( C9 }, ?9 T9 C& s4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。

first scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。
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it was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
6 x( [  e4 _3 b7 U' a6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。

once in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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' V3 r& ?( H+ p4 l) _: Zthe hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。

- Z3 v: C9 V- s: Q( gtears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

這幾句其實都感覺翻譯得好好.