日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。
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with hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
- U, v2 f& B1 L+ _: p. u2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

" y0 ?( V  |# ]  c% @) ?with a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。
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first scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
1 j. i8 k( C1 T! H0 a; j9 `5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。

# V/ a' K! v" Zit was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。

5 w5 ~1 D# ^  ^5 Yonce in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
3 z& G' M2 x/ U% \. \7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。

the hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
; k, m$ R8 b8 H3 `5 f8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。

, J/ m3 g+ Q# n; \2 Ctears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

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