趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
. u4 z1 d9 ^. n( Y性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 `( F5 X( h9 }' J( |性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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6 N( @. z; e7 n/ M6 @教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

! p+ l# Z6 f) h昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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& h. u2 s) ]& @竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 K$ }" A6 s0 r- H' g教五子 All his five son took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 S2 X7 M8 N2 F/ r# k& v- c父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 x$ c8 @6 j. d! v" f" x2 j師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! w  O' l2 A6 C- X0 i: M9 @, X  l6 K幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# B. A  W7 }3 o8 \* T( D  N老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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: R6 Y, l" u& \  @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( H- K, b1 X# a4 E, D: n不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 g* _8 t6 B) e- }6 K+ m人不學 If you don't learn sex,
: T* @' m+ x' R& b) ^# a不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness