日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。

' m: Z, H5 S  K) Zwith hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

; y; h$ b/ X; w4 `0 Hwith a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
  F. S2 W( l5 N) t) C3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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1 f5 L9 w) g1 i/ S9 c3 bdon't poke me on the waist with your finger!
9 s- a( c( r: t2 n. h- d0 i4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。

first scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
  w7 J8 @0 k+ x2 {7 a5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。
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it was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。
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6 e5 y% C1 |/ ^, W" i3 ]once in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
' P. Z, ^( E- ]4 d$ y7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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9 Q! N# W# G* W' d! l  Ethe hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。
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tears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

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