理由1（程序員版，因為這個程序員總有新的創意，所以需要ip）：
% _" [- q8 ?/ {I am a php programmer, I like to share my program, only one ip is not enough for me, because I have many plans,
( E, c% f1 M! E/ j3 z. dfor example, today I want to make a website about love, tomorrow I want to make a Web site about music, you know,2 C- m3 U/ D( K
only one ip is not enough.+ i# R! c; h$ n5 M& o
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理由2:（律師版，因為網站版權，所以需要多個ip）
# t3 _# t/ j6 @& n( ], p$ H# sI am a lawyer.
, V, M6 a/ F U% K) z# |I run a company representative, because of copyright issues, decided that we need more than one IP for real estate sales, because we must provide not only real estate company websites.* O( C5 a a6 \) W
Otherwise it is illegal to talk about, so you must give me ip
& {7 \5 g. T. w' t理由3：（電影道具版）（慎用）
. X/ b+ h1 p, {0 A! xI am making a film, I will create a number of sites in the film, I need the extra ip, I will use them as movie props.
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理由4：（農民企業家版）
7 a- k6 l/ d. ]9 ?- H" S( E* `I have a business, we sell bananas, apples, and pears we also sell cats and dogs, we need a lot of ip, for Apple to build a station, build a station for the pear
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0 ]. V4 L# A) s4 v9 z4 ?" J理由5：（同性戀版）(慎用）
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I'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.
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理由6：（記者版）
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3 {# c% H( x5 f0 |6 \# YI am a reporter, I do not need ip. I just want to know your work efficiency.
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8 p8 _ F$ w& S8 S/ P4 j% M理由7：（神父版）（慎用）
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I believe God has given us ip! I am a priest! I work in a church! God gave me ip, ip you want to sell me, because ip is the Lord's, not yours!
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理由8：（偶像團體版）! o: T* ^3 c8 E$ L- |2 Y
I am a star, I went to "Time" magazine cover, I have an idol group called "Spice" I want to create a blog for each member, to my ip!
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