毒蛇的疑問9 B$ @3 K0 m! T* [
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?" ; y2 v1 L5 |* M
7 K: w+ D% ~! ^3 K4 B The other replied, "You』re darn right we』re poisonous! We』re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
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To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
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兩條蛇在路上散步.
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其中一條小蛇突然很緊張地問: 大蛇, 我們是不是有毒的啊?3 T; k) ^' D5 f6 x* t
/ x; }# q C1 S# A5 A 大蛇說: 傻瓜, 我們是響尾蛇嘛...當然有毒囉. 為什麼問這個呢?
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' b+ N# ^8 c i 小蛇吞吞吐吐道: 我...我不小心咬到舌頭...1 ]& X/ N$ y4 M
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小男孩與驢子
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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp.
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' e; D6 T9 V2 I- T; K$ [" S# m4 a A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What areyou holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.
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"So he won』t join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
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" p# z1 E1 l5 M 一個小男孩牽著頭驢子經過一個軍營.
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' |2 h/ z, W: r0 P4 W( e 兩個士兵想捉弄一下他, 就喊道: 小子, 幹嘛把你兄弟看的那麼緊啊?
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小男孩看都不看他們, 懶懶地說: 我怕他笨到來當兵... |
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