幽默﹕意外

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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! X/ ^: Q/ _0 Q　　　　During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
　　　　
　　　　God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
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  U) Q- n* x3 k; D: v　　　　Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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　　　　She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.
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　　　　She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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　　　　She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
　　　　
　　　　God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
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: L) X; ?/ J8 W: P" y; Z　　一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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2 s* k4 i  P2 S5 |9 P& f. e* @　　上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
　　
# l  ~# p1 i" u! z8 [- j* C7 P　　於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了
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# S5 L( E' E+ u2 I  J( z+ g. J/ ~　　最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...
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　　她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
　　
　　上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..."                    (來源﹕englishcn)

上帝開起玩笑,那可不是鬧者玩的,哈

LMAO. LOL.. good one .