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發表於 2007-11-15 09:35:50 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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    During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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- h& F& Y9 z5 V7 B# ~    God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
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    Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and havea face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
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3 O4 U# |! V- c% P' k1 n. k    She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figuresthat since she』s got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make themost of it.* i& r% U- ^% l% R
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    She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.+ ^' h/ h2 w0 q  Q
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    She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
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) m( R1 y5 x5 U0 v    God replies, "Sorry, I didn』t recognize you."
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5 x: B0 Q3 \: \0 B  一個中年女人心臟病發住進了醫院, 手術台上她迷迷糊糊地見到了上帝. 於是她質問上帝自己為何要
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  上帝驚訝地說:" 不, 你還可以活三四十年呢!"
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  於是這個女人奇跡般地復原了, 而且她決定要好好享受自己接下來的三四十年. 她繼續留在醫院做了* T# m# Q8 }1 _" k$ F5 }
  整容,抽脂, 隆胸和瘦腹,最後還叫人給自己染了個漂亮的金黃色頭髮.  F; V/ A2 H8 k
  
4 G8 s+ I  M" d9 R  最後她充滿信心地走出了醫院, 可是剛出門便被飛馳爾過的救護車給撞死了...  c; [8 q" e0 Z- {% f+ a
  
* E" d' T6 E- A, Y  她再次見到了上帝, 憤怒地質問道:" 你不是說我還有三四十年壽命的嗎?"
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  上帝又很驚訝:" 噢!是你呀, 我沒有認出來..."                    (來源﹕englishcn)
發表於 2007-11-15 10:59:54 | 顯示全部樓層
上帝開起玩笑,那可不是鬧者玩的,哈
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發表於 2007-11-21 09:04:06 | 顯示全部樓層
LMAO. LOL.. good one .
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