日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。
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0 y9 b/ i& R# r% j4 s. m2 qwith hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

with a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
' L* E4 [/ I3 S) D( n, V5 w( K4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。

; v  J. `0 W; y' {  u/ f! `5 bfirst scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。
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# F0 ]& F6 [' z( B  {8 Q, uit was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
9 P" f3 s9 r( n) [6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。
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once in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
6 @$ a! W2 D; G9 r5 y1 I7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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the hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
/ C# b9 k. N# r* [; u8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。
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tears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

這幾句其實都感覺翻譯得好好.