日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。
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8 `, T- ]% F! ]  D5 I9 l2 fwith hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
  j  r  W7 M0 j+ u' r2 x. ?2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

5 f7 L) b5 k3 c% Swith a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
* J7 I9 `7 G8 I$ L9 \3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
4 g" \) u$ L; x2 J* f4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。
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! R9 R4 ^; O5 z) ofirst scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。
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8 _1 q6 X9 N3 q. V9 j- nit was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
7 ]% i$ A7 w. ~+ a6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。

once in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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" m8 N6 Y- n. d! ^+ D& Q- }7 ^* Mthe hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。
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& {; Q9 h% k4 Y/ `, b7 l4 Utears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

這幾句其實都感覺翻譯得好好.