日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。

with hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
6 s8 \, y! n+ U8 n) V9 k3 `2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。

' w  b: u, z- Pwith a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？
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don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。
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% S6 m' p1 ~" @9 X/ bfirst scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
- b, u$ {1 o  C5 [9 P8 ^2 i7 F5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。
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it was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。
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once in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
: y' b' c8 _+ q7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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the hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
, o6 w1 a% V6 j& {0 _8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。
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tears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

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