趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
2 w0 Z+ Y" w. E' [8 }性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
  z5 ]/ }1 c; B9 z" G習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
8 k" [& k0 l, v$ S) f+ O性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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, q* q* i; g5 Q教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# T5 u; X; @0 K' C/ D$ X/ w擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

# J( {! Q7 I( h# g# c( h( E5 |- ?子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

, l" @( f" `' y$ u! `) O竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
% e& c& ^' [/ s7 f$ l3 H4 f名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ p- J$ u& i/ z0 P  k父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 e+ I8 |9 I5 N) L師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

) m" P+ }  ]6 H5 ], w$ X9 ]4 r子不學 You may refuse to study this
) ]. I0 }8 l& n+ v非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 O  {/ @+ V/ `& E" s" _幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& k4 E3 J4 f2 j; [5 M. P老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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* Z' `' A& m* }( [7 T% ~% |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ R! P2 b; K) U人不學 If you don't learn sex,
不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness