趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
- m: U! O/ c5 X  j) Y; W& j性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; B/ v. y" Y, x# U) T- C6 B習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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; Z% \3 n2 {: L6 U( c3 M教之道：The way of learning it
# g7 O: a4 ^) U貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

0 \8 H- k( ?7 v. n9 @; P昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學：If you don't study hard,
; X& U' B9 b" `0 i斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 X3 }% G# Q% {0 t* l4 X0 P- D" b& H有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
+ ?: t/ }! _" B# N+ l2 @名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& m' N  Q9 E+ L! m4 X1 d$ {父之過 It is all your fault.
1 l+ Z5 a2 Q# L6 U7 A( j教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

1 J  L+ c0 V4 ?# e& P; ^子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 ~* D% e7 X/ o4 o, `人不學 If you don't learn sex,
; x4 a- N1 o9 z' e1 |. V; h不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness