趣味英語－爆笑英文版三字經(兒童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
* y: N- D0 J8 C$ f( k& Q5 _性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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: Q0 w! v  G! d1 l' l' p! }子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
' X+ J3 ^$ r/ s+ F有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 O$ ~& T7 ^+ v, c9 g教五子 All his five son took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
' H- l: ]8 ^% T/ w" f教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
, ~! J; j3 k* i/ r師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 You may refuse to study this
3 N$ g- t- z! w7 A非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 O$ k: b) s. s/ k9 ~/ y- R老何為 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 r! U) S5 ?* q% F8 h+ n7 N+ E不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# e5 G7 a& i/ V( x: Y! [3 ^人不學 If you don't learn sex,
1 y+ i5 C4 P+ q: A( `不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness