日常口語趣味翻譯

1. 她雙手托著腮幫子，不知道在想什麼。
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with hands holding her chin, her mind went away.
$ k: ~7 }! N7 w7 ~2. 他腦袋那麼大，脖子那麼短，結果頭簡直就像是架在肩膀上。
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with a head so big and a neck so short, it looks like he has had his head directly upon his shoulders.
3. 別用你那手指戳我的腰好不好？

don't poke me on the waist with your finger!
; ~$ a( p- ]6 ]4. 先把鱗刮乾淨了，再把肚子剖開，一定記得要把內臟掏了，膽千萬別弄破。
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9 N  y- s+ R' \first scale cleanly, then cut open the belly. remember to pull out the insides but be careful not to break the gallbladder.
% w9 I% G4 S7 T4 _, l: H- H" k: l5. 夜深了，月兒爬上了梢頭。
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' m3 M* Y$ Q$ T% `5 ]) P# H2 p" Mit was late at night. the moon rose above the tree tops/branches.
6. 一到夏天，知了就沒命地叫「知了，知了...」吵死人了。
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/ W& i& U% W+ U' S! Konce in summer, cicadas would cry "to know, to know..." as crazy, making me extremely annoyed.
% M' z' I) |% }, F5 O7. 秋老虎剛過，天就一天比一天涼了。
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/ Y" t6 u& Z/ M/ H# ~) s) b5 P5 Fthe hot autumn is just over and the weather's getting cooler day by day.
& S4 E* Y$ ~+ [8. 眼淚模糊了她的雙眼，她眨了眨眼睛，淚水劈劈啪啪地掉了下來。
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& i# W* a  T* [+ k0 [: qtears blurred her eyes, after a blink, beginning to drop down.

這幾句其實都感覺翻譯得好好.